Monday, July 02, 2007

Automated news search strikes again

Fresh on the heels of the last post, a website that I visit for gay news seems to be run at least partially on autopilot and linked to this funny fake news story without noting its nature (although the site which hosts the story itself makes it clear that it is fictional.) It made me laugh because I read it after going out for dinner and coffee at midnight after waking up for the day at around 9:00pm. The final graf:

The study confirmed that between 11pm and 3am, 60% of shoppers loved mutual cock or fanny play, 20% were stoned and the remaining 20% was a mix of drunks, bag ladies and miscreants.

On edit: and by the way, if this story were true, it would give new meaning to that random chant, "We're here. We're queer. We're not going shopping." Well, at least not until after 11:00pm, I guess.

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