Monday, August 07, 2006

If I Wrote the Headlines, 7 August 2006

In today's ProJo: Republican Statewide Candidates Ignore Dominican Community. Subheadline: Chafee, desperate for crossover primary votes, is lone exception.

In fairness, this is of course assuming that the ProJo's article is accurate. Would the reporter know the down-ticket Republican statewide candidates by sight? Well, Sue Stenhouse is easy to spot due to her resemblance to local drag queen Miss Kitty Litter (yeah, I know, I know, but I just couldn't resist. And why do you assume it's an insult? Kitty is a friend of mine), and they might recognize Centracchio. And Laffey's mouth is hard to miss. But the others? Maybe not.

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